has anyone seen my mom i can’t find her
HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN
you forget to cherish her
What is a canadians favorite footwear?
get it because they say aboot
I lost a follower
i ate a biscuit today and it changed my life??????????
im just a simple bird living a simple life
I saw my chance to create something beautiful.
I took it.
i thought we agreed never to be creative again
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
swiggity swag oh that boy’s a slag